What would you do?

First topic message reminder :

Basically like this: Post a scenario or problem of some type and ask what the user would do. The next person posting will answer and post another scenario/problem of some type.

Post 1: What would you do if a truck ran over you bike?

Post 2: Stalk the owner of the truck and steal his wallet.

What would you do if a pretty butterfly flew by?

Etc. Etc.

So I'll start off.

What would you do if you pet bunny ate your money?

id probly... be knocked out haha, though that wouldnt happen, id see it coming >=]

what would you do if the entire internet crashed for a month?

Lol Well i didn't have it for two weeks so I would die all over again or switch my service.

What would you do if you had stalkers and they where trying to get into your house while you where sleeping?

id have someone to watch out for me while i slept, move, or confront them... or all of the above haha o.o

what would you do if you had 5 days to live, but for every living thing you killed, you would live another month?

Ouch... I'd just take the 5 days then.. I'm not going to kill anything for my own existance... So Z! your speding my last 5 days with me ^.^
What would you do if you found out you had cancer?

yay!... wait not yay D: whats 5 days compared to forever! ...hmm you could just pick like a blade of grass every once in a while to keep living

hmm depends what kind but i would work to find a cure... and if its was lethal... well id make the most out of every day and do everything ive ever wanted to do... =]

what would you do if the military started a manditory all-female division and drafted you into war?

@anne: just kill chickens, sheep and other animals and use them for food

@z:im a dude so wouldnt be drafted so sucks for the ladies

Would you eat something that gave you the worst taste in your mouth that lasted a month if it too all the plaque, cavities, and whatever out of your mouth

yea i guess so

what would you do if you came to a sad conclusion that youve always kind of hoped wasnt true?